FREEDOM!! (for now)
Okay, so finally poa paper 1 finish ...
lol .. weeeeeee ...
freedom for now ... hahahaha ...
hmmm ... after that, go home ... slack awhile then go ps with junwei and teck ...
we went there ... walked ard aimlessly ... went arcading ...
and then ...
(let me show u the seqeunce of stupidity of "SOME PPL(ahem TECK ahem ahem LIANG)"...
(i had everything under control and "MR SMART(cough cough TECK cough LIANG)" has to do something smart ...

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so, we were walking back to ps from the arcade when some mofo approached...
He held some fake looking self-made paperclips in his hand...

guy: hey, can i borrow just 30 seconds of your time? just 30 seconds? (in mandarin)

us: erm ... ok ...

guy: ok, so would you like me to speak in Chinese or English?
me: ENGLISH! (thought to myself: walao, get on with it la, speak french, german i
dun frggin care!!)

guy: ok, i am from this entreprenuership course and dun worri, you wont have to pay a standard price, i am supposed to meet a $100 sales deadline by 930 tonight..

Us:.... (looks at him)

guy: so please help me and buy this for me, as i realli nid this to help me graduate from this course, there are many other students also selling and nid to graduate from this...

Us: (looks around, and yes, there were other ppl tryin to sell crap ard)
Me: So This is for you to help you graduate?
guy:ya, ytd we had our theory test and today is our practical.. so ya, you dun have to give a fixed price, just give any amount.

Us: ... (teck winks at me)

-Silence for awhile-

(so i decided to speak crap until he got nth so say)
me: so, $100 for each of you ah?

guy: ya, if you wanna help to gif all eight of us then it'll be $800 dollars .. hahaha<- he laughed...

me:-.- (thinks to myself: get a life!)

guy: ya, so please help to give as this would help me graduate from this course...

-i then rudely interupted-

me:which school are you from then?

guy:(says veri fast) TP, and some of the guys here from NYP, ITE...
-and after saying that like a machine gun, he went back to pestering us-

guy:so please help la, maybe some of you can put together money, like 2 or 3 dollars ...
or maybe add up money to 10 dollars..
each of you onli give 3 dollars plus what ...

-teck and jun still in silence-

me: well you see, we are not working ourselves and are just students...
-then he cuts in-

guy:YA! students, so i say no nid to give a fixed amount...

-i cut back-

me:no, wait, we are just students, so we're not working, and you see, we come out on outings, we would spend our money on other things what.

guy: ya, students right? what? secondary right? YA! so i say, can no nid give fixed amount ...

-i decided to use another method-

me: ok, well you see, some of us here arh, not all of us la but some arh, may have financial difficulty you see.

guy: ya, so, maybe*points at teck* you can give 2 dollars, *points at me* you can give 2 dollars, and *points at jun* you can give one dollar! if have financial difficulty.


me: no, wait ...
(before started the third word of the sentence the sonuvabytch gimme the *TSK* face)
(asshole gimme the tsk face? you want something from us and u can gif the bitchass face?)

me(continues): Some of us have financial difficulty, and we have problems,

guy: -interupts- (says the same thing)

guy: so please, just help me la...
(Walao, gif us a break la dickhead!)

-so i decided to use another method-


me: ok, well...
(then the cock gimme the face again)

me: you see we have to go for a movie soon yah, and...

-FAG interrupts again-

guy: so can just help first? then...
-then i cut in-

me: What tyme will you be here till?

guy: (pretends to laugh) i may not be here later as long as i reach my target then maybe until 930 but until i reach my target then... (craps alot)

me: ok, but lik i said...
(DICKFACE CUTS IN AGAIN)

guy: ok, then how bout coins or shilling?

me: gives -.- face...

jun: all is big coins leh..

me: yah all is big coins...

guy: why dun you take out your wallets and check?

us: ...

me: ok, why not...
- he then cuts me-

guy: *points at me* ok, you dun want then nevermind...
*points at jun* You?

jun: -gifs stone and beng face- dun wan...

guy: *points at teck* you?

-teck then reaches out into his pocket to take out his wallet-
-i looked at him,shaking my head, but he doesnt see me-
-teck then looks into coin compartment, no coins-
-then he takes out a 2dollar note and gifs the guy-
-he then gives teck 1 ... yes ... ONE paperclip... WTF?!!?

guy: *looks at teck* thank you
*looks at jun* ok, tks.
-then he doesnt even bother to look at me and walks away-------------------------------------------------------------------

All e way back me and jun was scolding and i wouldn't stop naggin at teck ...
stupid shit la ...
okae ... here is Daniel's guide to fend off assholes in future...
FREE GUIDE HOR!!! haha !

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DANIEL's GUIDE TO FEND OFF ASSHOLES

1) WALK AWAY!
2) Give the no hand sign and walk away!
3) Sing "shut up" by simple plan
4) Look at the person as if they are some sort of a freak and run away
5) Say" Sorry, no time"
6) "my girlfriend/boyfriend waiting for me... GTG!"
7) "so what?! who cares whether you graduate or not"
8) "hey, stay back another year, die, whatever. DO I LOOK LIK I CARE?"
9) "ok, hey! i am also selling something, wanna buy?" -then pretend to sell an
equally shitty product"
10) "My mother says not to talk to strangers"
11) "do you have change for 20cents? i have fifty and want to donate 30 cents"
12) "EH! your 30 seconds is up! BYE!"
13) look at him, smile, talk to yourself, start laughing to yourself. then STOP ...
then look back at him and smile ...
14) point behind that guy : "LOOK! PARIS HILTON! She's HOT!!" when he turns around ..
RUN your ass off!!!
15) Before he even approaches you, Scream and run off

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There ... just remember these 15 points and you're safe...
lol!

okae ... rmbr to TAG! about wad you feel, teck's ahem ahem STUPIDITY ahem ...
and what you feel ... heh heh .. or i will try sell something to you .. kkz ... till next tyme ..
SAYO!
YNWA!